Valentine's Day: Because Love is Stupid (And These Cards Prove It!)

Let's be honest, folks. Valentine's Day? It's a whole *thing*. But sometimes, you just wanna call a spade a spade. Or, you know, send a card that's brutally honest and darkly funny. We've got you covered. Forget the mushy gushy stuff. We specialize in sarcasm, the kind that makes your friends (and maybe even your enemies) snort with laughter.

Our A2 size cards are the perfect vehicle for your cynical (but charming!) messages. Printed on *premium* paper, because even sarcasm deserves quality. Each card comes with a gorgeous copper metallic envelope. Made in the USA, because, well, we're proud to be brutally honest about the land of the free. And let’s be real, the perfect gift needs that extra bit of something.

These aren't just for Valentine's Day, though. These cards work for ANY occasion. Birthday? "Happy Birthday! Hope you don't die." Anniversary? "Another year, another reason to drink." You get the idea. Our high-quality printing ensures the message is crystal clear (and hilariously offensive). Blank inside so you can pen your own masterpiece of anti-romance or celebrate the joy of being alone.

Whether you're planning a weekend getaway to nowhere, or simply need a good laugh, our cards are the perfect solution. Forget those romantic escapes, they're overrated. Buy our cards!